captainchancey:

quirkybrittany:

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

i want to study at a Soviet university

i will spell color as цвет and use degrees Communist. i would watch Семнадцать мгновений весны on Программа Один all night while drinking vodka with with my comrades. i’ll have borscht and potatoes every day that’s worth 5 rubles. I would go to Soviet rallies every night. i am also more likely to meet Cossacks, Kino, Bulat Okudzhava and Josef Stalin.

i wish i was soviet :(

(Source: quirkybrittany-blog, via perks-of-being-chinese)